微信公众平台开发(78) 笑话

微信公众平台上实现笑话是个很受欢迎的功能，经常有人问怎么做笑话，方倍工作室提供了接口100里面有个笑话API的。

笑话接口为：

013. 笑话

http://apix.sinaapp.com/joke/?appkey=trialuser

返回如下：

"有三个准球迷,国籍是中、日、韩，死后同时到了上帝的面前，上帝对他们说：“按照惯例你们每人可以问一个问题。”日本球迷最先问：“日本何时拿到大力神杯？”上帝说：“还要50年！”日本球迷流着眼泪离开了。韩国球迷问了同样的问题，上帝说还要100年，韩国球迷同样哭着走了。中国球迷也问上帝：“大力神何日落户中国？”上帝走上前紧紧地握住他的手，上帝哭了。"

"老师问：“铁放在外面，常和空气接触，就会生锈。那么金呢？”学生答：“会被偷。”"

"妻子比平时晚回来了两小时，丈夫大发雷霆：“干什么去了，怎么晚了两个小时！” “实在对不起。不过也没有办法，车站的自动扶梯坏了，我正站在扶梯上，只好一直等到故障完全排除。” “什么？你说你在扶梯上站了两个小时？你真是个傻瓜！你干嘛不坐着等呢？！”"

实现很简单，直接调用笑话接口即可

<?php
/*
    方倍工作室
    CopyRight 2013 All Rights Reserved
*/

define("TOKEN", "weixin");

$wechatObj = new wechatCallbackapiTest();
if (!isset($_GET['echostr'])) {
    $wechatObj->responseMsg();
}else{
    $wechatObj->valid();
}

class wechatCallbackapiTest
{
    public function valid()
    {
        $echoStr = $_GET["echostr"];
        if($this->checkSignature()){
            echo $echoStr;
            exit;
        }
    }

    private function checkSignature()
    {
        $signature = $_GET["signature"];
        $timestamp = $_GET["timestamp"];
        $nonce = $_GET["nonce"];
        $token = TOKEN;
        $tmpArr = array($token, $timestamp, $nonce);
        sort($tmpArr);
        $tmpStr = implode($tmpArr);
        $tmpStr = sha1($tmpStr);

        if($tmpStr == $signature){
            return true;
        }else{
            return false;
        }
    }

    public function responseMsg()
    {
        $postStr = $GLOBALS["HTTP_RAW_POST_DATA"];
        if (!empty($postStr)){
            $postObj = simplexml_load_string($postStr, 'SimpleXMLElement', LIBXML_NOCDATA);
            $RX_TYPE = trim($postObj->MsgType);

            switch ($RX_TYPE)
            {
                case "text":
                    $resultStr = $this->receiveText($postObj);
                    break;
                case "event":
                    $resultStr = $this->receiveEvent($postObj);
                    break;
                default:
                    $resultStr = "";
                    break;
            }
            echo $resultStr;
        }else {
            echo "";
            exit;
        }
    }

    private function receiveText($object)
    {
        $keyword = trim($object->Content);
        $url = "http://apix.sinaapp.com/joke/?appkey=trialuser";
        $output = file_get_contents($url);
        $contentStr = json_decode($output, true);

        if (is_array($contentStr)){
            $resultStr = $this->transmitNews($object, $contentStr);
        }else{
            $resultStr = $this->transmitText($object, $contentStr);
        }
        return $resultStr;
    }

    private function receiveEvent($object)
    {
        $contentStr = "";
        switch ($object->Event)
        {
            case "subscribe":
                $contentStr = "欢迎关注方倍工作室";
                break;
            default:
                break;
        }
        $resultStr = $this->transmitText($object, $contentStr);
        return $resultStr;
    }

    private function transmitText($object, $content)
    {
        $textTpl = "<xml>
<ToUserName><![CDATA[%s]]></ToUserName>
<FromUserName><![CDATA[%s]]></FromUserName>
<CreateTime>%s</CreateTime>
<MsgType><![CDATA[text]]></MsgType>
<Content><![CDATA[%s]]></Content>
</xml>";
        $resultStr = sprintf($textTpl, $object->FromUserName, $object->ToUserName, time(), $content);
        return $resultStr;
    }

    private function transmitNews($object, $arr_item)
    {
        if(!is_array($arr_item))
            return;

        $itemTpl = "    <item>
        <Title><![CDATA[%s]]></Title>
        <Description><![CDATA[%s]]></Description>
        <PicUrl><![CDATA[%s]]></PicUrl>
        <Url><![CDATA[%s]]></Url>
    </item>
";
        $item_str = "";
        foreach ($arr_item as $item)
            $item_str .= sprintf($itemTpl, $item['Title'], $item['Description'], $item['PicUrl'], $item['Url']);

        $newsTpl = "<xml>
<ToUserName><![CDATA[%s]]></ToUserName>
<FromUserName><![CDATA[%s]]></FromUserName>
<CreateTime>%s</CreateTime>
<MsgType><![CDATA[news]]></MsgType>
<Content><![CDATA[]]></Content>
<ArticleCount>%s</ArticleCount>
<Articles>
$item_str</Articles>
</xml>";

        $resultStr = sprintf($newsTpl, $object->FromUserName, $object->ToUserName, time(), count($arr_item));
        return $resultStr;
    }
}
?>